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“I hate clients,” said Teflon as he arrived back into chambers after an obviously hard day in court.

“The world would be so much easier without them,” smiled TheVamp.

“Quite right,” said OldSmoothie. “No more whining on in conference, getting witness statements wrong and then complaining when they have to pay even though they lost.”

“And that’s just the solicitor clients,” said HeadofChambers with a chuckle.

“At least we don’t have to deal with the lay clients day to day. It’d be a complete nightmare,” said TheVamp.

A lot of nodding and agreement on that one.

“I mean, perish the thought,” said BusyBody sarcastically. “Having to take phone calls and explain how the case is progressing and all. It’d be simply beneath us.”

“BusyBody,” said OldSmoothie, “that’s the most sensible thing you’ve said in all of your time in chambers.”

BabyBarista is a fictional account of a junior barrister written by Tim Kevan. You can buy the latest BabyBarista novel, 'Law and Peace' on Amazon. The cartoons are by Alex Williams, author of The Queen's Counsel Lawyer's Omnibus.

 

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